I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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