Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You dont lie about slip and slides
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
