i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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