I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks