Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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