hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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