she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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