i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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