I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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