I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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