his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I need a burrito and a hug.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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