You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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