Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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