I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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