guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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