I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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