So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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