I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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