Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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