do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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