Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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