my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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