It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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