Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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