She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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