I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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