I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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