Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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