North Korea, Best Korea!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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