My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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