you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
