Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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