Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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