you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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