That's intense
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
