Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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