This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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