so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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