Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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