Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden