As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
