Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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