I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
