My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
did i walk over a car last night?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think your dad took our porno
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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