You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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