i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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