He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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