wanna go halves on a baby?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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