No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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