I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
home. puking in laundry basket.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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