North Korea, Best Korea!
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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