At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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