Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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