is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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