Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My vagina is officially offended.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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