everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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