Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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